CHINESE RESTAURANT (Humorous)
VIDEO	AUDIO
VARIOUS FIGHT SCENES FROM A BAD, PUBLIC DOMAIN KUNG FOO MOVIE… (New dialogue is dubbed in with fight sound effects mixed under)                 CLOSING SLATE WITH LOGO AND VITALS…  (Fight SFX continues under)  PRODUCTION TIPS There are a lot of really bad kung-foo movies in the public domain you can use for free. Just search the internet for the latest catalogue. Use two actors from your local theater company to do the voice-overs and some fight sound effects mixed underneath their dialogue.	VOICE-OVER #1: Ahhhh, you bring disgrace upon my family… you do not invite us to dinner at _____________. VO#2: But your family is too large! VO#1: You lie! ___________________specializes in  large parties. Take this! VO#2: But you wife and children eat too much. I cannot afford to feed them all! VO#1: Ahhhh… but ________________ has the most reasonable dinners in _________________.  Take that! VO#2: All right… your family may accompany me to _______________. #1: No. We will call for takeout. VO#2: But why? VO#1: Because you have the manners of a wild boar! VO#2: Why you! Take this! ANNOUNCER: __________________specializing in __________________ and _____________...(Location)... and remember, for (delivery) or take-out, call ______________________. (Phone Number)